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Aney Is It True?

Open Up Please

A top man in the sporting circles who plays around with bows and arrows has fallen so low that he is now even opening the door of the big man’s vehicle when he comes to office in order to curry favour. What’s this world coming to?

Major shake-up expected

A great bundle of letters has been unearthed at the Citadel and now they have got into the hands of the Big Guy. They say that a lot of secrets have now sprung up and the Big Man’s family has discussed the issues at stake and a major shake-up is expected at the Citadel.

Gram for a treat

A big ‘do’ was held at the place where the sports big wigs gather and as a treat to the people in the know, gram from the streets was served as refreshment. What’s more the man at the centre of this do got very late to attend the meeting and the people in the know were getting annoyed with the new man’s behaviour.

Blown away

Sergie Bubka, the renowned pole-vaulter who is in Sri Lanka wanted a pow-wow with the big man in the scene but the big one declined the meeting saying that he has work in his home town. A golden opportunity was lost because Sergie may even be the top man in the IAAF very soon and a chance to be in the good books of Sergie was thus blown away.

Replacement blues

The lasses are now in the West Indies to play in the World Cup. The story is that a key player was laid low with an infectious disease and was flown back to the land of birth. It looks as if the replacement was not really wanted by those in the Caribbean that they delayed sending the sick player back. How catty can women be?

Factions at logger heads

A team is to tour the land where Maldive fish is produced in abundance but there are two factions involved in this tour. However there are certain favourites in the tour party and those in the know have been asked to pay exorbitant rates from one batch to cover up the expenses of the other group. This is a clear case of one covering up for the other. At whose expense we wonder?

Getting an earful

It is not only the finances of the ball that Big Mouth is interested in. Now he wants to get at the pool people. Poor AD secy is getting an earful for having proposed another. Why is he so interested in Finance is that otherwise he is not eligible as he never got involved in games that is fair.

Chinese types to ‘blow’

Sore May the man is now going around asking people to contest for the President’s post of the whistling types of the Oval Ball. Late Sene says ‘no’ and Great Dane also said ‘no’. Now Sore May is trying to get a Chinese type and the answer was ‘not interested’. He also blames Pinka Dee, once a sec, that he has gone with the crowd and deserted them and he is getting good matches . Way to go Sore May.

The Man from the Hills

News is that Mouth and Bull who has a common big has whispered to the Sporting one that A man from the hills will put his people if you call for names again for the Oval Ball. They say he is an elephant to bring politics to get their point. Shame no, when Bull and Mouth have got their names sent from the hills.

 
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