Seeking 
            peace while playing cricket 
             My Dear Green Man, 
             I thought of writing to you now, on the eve of what must have 
            probably been the hardest decision of your political life-when you 
            prepare to risk it all by trying to talk to the Tigers. 
            
 Some people 
              will say this is nothing new; after all, your uncle tried it, then 
              his successor tried it and even Satellite tried it soon after she 
              came to power. Only Satellite lives to tell the tale and that too 
              only because the Town Hall bomb went a few centimetres this way 
              instead of that way! 
               
             Therefore, 
              as your critics would love to point out, this is just another performance 
              by the Tigers to please their international audience and buy time 
              while you prepare to "divide the country and hand it over to 
              the Tigers" -which is how they see it. 
               
             On the other 
              hand there is the Peace Brigade which argues that this time around 
              it is going to be different because of September eleventh and because 
              of Norway and the Americans getting involved. 
               
             Of course all 
              these make us wonder why the very people who organised a "thavalama" 
              to support peace talks when the blues were in power are now the 
              very people who now take to the streets against such talks. Now, 
              that doesn't mean all you greens are good boys either because when 
              Satellite brought her draft constitution to the House, you chaps 
              were also burning the constitution and creating a spectacle!  
               
             That should 
              remind us that at least the reds have been consistent, opposing 
              peace talks promoted by both the blues and the greens in the belief 
              that the Tigers can never be trusted. But then, the reds should 
              hardly be the ones to say that because the way they went about their 
              business in 1971 and 1989, how could anyone trust them? 
               
             Anyway, it 
              now appears that you have decided to go all the way-even if it means 
              putting your job at risk. We all know that it is a very bold decision 
              because if you fail there would be many people waiting to say "I 
              told you so". 
               
             But, if you 
              want to know what is really different this time, it is the support 
              you enjoy from the average citizen, be they blue, green or red. 
              But of course it is also important to realise that you cannot take 
              this support for granted because it will all finally depend on what 
              you would be ready to offer to the Tigers and if that is seen as 
              too much, then that support could fade away. 
               
             Now, there 
              are lots of people singing your praises these days but I must say 
              what has impressed me most is not what you have done to tame the 
              Tigers but what you are doing to cripple Satellite.  
               
             What your uncle 
              did to the Queen Bee, you seem to be slowly but surely doing to 
              Satellite-the only difference being that though Junius emerged as 
              a villain after doing what he did, you are being seen as a "gentleman"! 
              Ah, Junius would have been proud to see what his nephew is up to 
              these days! 
               
             Anyway, you 
              must be wished best of luck because when you are undertaking a task 
              as big as this everything needs to work properly-the tactics, the 
              telephones and even Bala's kidneys! 
               
             Yours truly, 
               
             Punchi Putha 
               
             PS- Is it co-incidence 
              or otherwise that this cricket tournament came to be held at the 
              same time? After all, you know our people forget everything when 
              a good cricket match is on. Now, you didn't get that dark horse 
              to fix that one, did you?   
            
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