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The bard busters return
In a hurriedly convened media briefing, from their international offices in Paris, the members of StageFright&Panic announced a repeat performance of their alleged smash hit comedy of 2001, the Compleat Wrks of Wllm Shkspr.

Shakespeare lovers were shocked to hear of the return of the notorious bard busters whose exploits at the Lionel Wendt Theatre in Colombo last September, revolted audiences and earned them no less than nine lawsuits.

Explaining their plans further, Anuruddha Fernando aka Big Momma, said, "We are indebted to our lawyer, Mr Mohammed Adamally aka Adam, for successfully defending us during the past year, and ensuring that we spent a minimum time span behind bars. He has also generously agreed to waive his considerable legal fee, in exchange for some time on stage, in order to realise his fledgling thespian ambitions.

Questions by the hordes of press personnel present at the conference as to the whereabouts of Ifaz Bin Jameel, drew blank stares from the members of Stage Fright and Panic, who immediately launched into a frenzied search behind curtains, under table mats etc., presumably looking for the aforementioned Ifaz. At this time, Adam was seen talking on the phone, following which he promptly announced to the gathering, "Ifaz was last seen in India and apparently left Sri Lanka arm in arm with one Karishma Kapoor and had been heard proclaiming that he was about to 'karrrouse with Karrrishma among the karrrnations in Karrrnataka.'

It has also been reported that Ifaz was also working with an obscure one-legged Chinese ballet dancer on a Bollywood blockbuster entitled, Dim Sum Chupke.

When asked about the repeat of the Compleat Wrks, Anuruddha, brandishing forth his copy of 'Shakespeare for Tiny Tots with Hoppy the Frog' immediately responded: "How many of you know about the true compleat wrks? How many of you have heard of the apocrypha, the lesser plays, or the obscure plays? I have delved deep into the apocrypha and have discovered such classics as Ye Odde Couplet, Ye Cats, the sequel to Macbeth, Ye Allie Mcbeele, Ye Miserables. But paramount amongst these findings is the original script, written in Ol' Willy's handwriting itself, Ye Phantom of the Opera. We have learnt, to our great dismay, that a laudable attempt to render unto reality, the aforementioned Phantom play has been undermined by an extremely useless group of people. To display our solidarity with such Shakespeare aficionados, we, the true connoisseurs of the Willy, have decided to re-stage our masterful tribute to the Bard."

In a completely unprecedented adverse reaction to the decision taken by StageFright&Panic to re-stage the Compleat Wrks, their critics the ASS group (Association of Shakespeare Stalwarts), have urged members of the public to boycott the performance to be held from the January 3 to 6, 2003 at the Lionel Wendt Theatre, Colombo. The head ASS, Ms. See Ta Victorylion, renowned for her observation of buried Willies, proclaimed that Shakespeare will not only turn, but belly dance in his grave at this repeated and unprovoked attempt to bombard his works.

The Compleat Wrks of Willm Shkespre, presented by StageFright&Panic, directed by Feroze Kamardeen, January 3-6 at the Lionel Wendt Theatre, Colombo.


Blending imagination and colour
By Ishani Ranasinghe
How we dress matters. In a society where looks count, clothes play a vital role in our lives. And this is where dress designers come in.

Feminine and attractive, covered yet somewhat transparent, would perhaps describe the designs of Olga Blinova Perera. A dress designer from Russia, she is a graduate in garment design technology and has been in Sri Lanka for the past four years, having married a Sri Lankan doctor. After working for different companies, six months ago Olga decided to venture out on her own.

Everyone needs motivation to do something and motivation often comes from the simplest things in life. Beauty is what inspires Olga.

Imagination and creativity is the essence of every designer. "You can always get lost in your imagination," says Olga. This is why she says, she meditates as a hobby.

When she first started designing, Olga used her mother-in-law's old sarees as materials. Perhaps this is why even though she now designs a variety of clothes, she still has a preference for the flowing lines of the shalwar. The shalwar is what she is most comfortable wearing. "It is very modern as well as comfortable and at the same time very feminine," she says.

A designer who doesn't believe in overt sexuality, her designs are discreet yet eye-catching, using transparent fabrics to show off the wearer's figure.

Even though she has been in the field for only a short time, Olga has no shortage of clients. She prefers, if possible, to go with the client to buy the needed material, so that she is able to choose the suitable fabric and the right colour for each individual.


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