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              invitationA scribe received an invitation from Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe 
              but other than the name of the invitee having been filled in the 
              space provided, the three other spaces namely to………….at……………..and 
              on………..had been left blank. The angry scribe called 
              up the Prime Minister's office to complain saying he felt insulted 
              by this oversight. It was later found the invitation had been for 
              Christmas carols at Temple Trees.
  Politico 
              scares off childrenA ruling party politician sure couldn't get his act together when 
              he was attending a Christmas function at a church at Ragama recently. 
              As children performed at the function, the intoxicated politico 
              was doing the rounds scaring off the children. It must be the smell 
              that made them run away.
  Fun 
              over southern crisisIt seems that the LTTE too is having fun about the political crisis 
              in the south. A group of journalists from the east who visited LTTE's 
              political wing leader, S.P.Thamilselvan last week were each given 
              a video cassette of a 'political drama' about the crisis in the 
              south.
 The LTTE distributed 
              40 cassettes and wanted them to show it to the people when they 
              get back. The play had earlier been shown in the Wanni in which 
              they had mocked the political situation in the south.  Alert 
              for striped varietyAn employee of Parliament last week sighted a wild cat (pila kotiya) 
              within the Parliament grounds and the environmental authorities 
              had been informed. Soon Zoological Gardens officials had arrived 
              and set a trap to catch the creature.
 What they caught instead was a civet cat, which they took back with 
              them.
 The presence of any type of 'kotiya' is bound to get people's attention.
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