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Blank invitation
A scribe received an invitation from Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe but other than the name of the invitee having been filled in the space provided, the three other spaces namely to………….at……………..and on………..had been left blank. The angry scribe called up the Prime Minister's office to complain saying he felt insulted by this oversight. It was later found the invitation had been for Christmas carols at Temple Trees.

Politico scares off children
A ruling party politician sure couldn't get his act together when he was attending a Christmas function at a church at Ragama recently. As children performed at the function, the intoxicated politico was doing the rounds scaring off the children. It must be the smell that made them run away.

Fun over southern crisis
It seems that the LTTE too is having fun about the political crisis in the south. A group of journalists from the east who visited LTTE's political wing leader, S.P.Thamilselvan last week were each given a video cassette of a 'political drama' about the crisis in the south.

The LTTE distributed 40 cassettes and wanted them to show it to the people when they get back. The play had earlier been shown in the Wanni in which they had mocked the political situation in the south.

Alert for striped variety
An employee of Parliament last week sighted a wild cat (pila kotiya) within the Parliament grounds and the environmental authorities had been informed. Soon Zoological Gardens officials had arrived and set a trap to catch the creature.
What they caught instead was a civet cat, which they took back with them.
The presence of any type of 'kotiya' is bound to get people's attention.


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