Putting
Putin, Warne and Bush together - a truth-salad
There is an explanation being proffered by the special committee
which picked the World cricket XI for leaving out Muttiah Muralitharan
from the team. Richie Benaud has said "Shane Warne performed
well soon after he came back into the game. It was bad luck for
the other spinner.''
Venture
no further on the low-down on team selection matters. Benaud's words
are unashamed, as they are self-explanatory. All that a white man
has to do to get into the world cricket XI is to show up!
It
is a question of entitlement. Shane Warne is entitled to play for
the world XI. Therefore, all he has to do is to satisfy the minimum
requirement, which is to show-up and be counted. He is not required
to perform better than the other guy. Benaud makes no bones about
it. Notice that he never says "Warne performed better than
the Sri Lankan.'' He says "Shane Warne performed and proved
himself after he got in to the team - - the other spinner is just
unlucky.''
Dr
Nalin De Silva writing for the Island gives an interesting analysis
on how the ICC gets about these matters. It may also be stated incidentally
that the Sri Lankan who has been left out of the so-called World
X1 is Mutthaih Muralitharan, the most successful bowler in the history
of the game. We have the world's all time great -- who took 520+
wickets much faster in his career than the man who was included,
(in a very much fewer number of Test Matches than Warne) being left
out of the team, in place of an Australian who had just one thing
to do: show-up.
The
Sri Lankan performed wonderfully well that season too, but should
it count for anything, because the man who is entitled is Shane
Warne?
Nalin Silva writes that the ICC has a way of doing these things.
It does. So it seems does the whole Western Anglo Saxon Protestant
culture.
About
the same time that Muttiah Muralitharan was left out of the World
cricket X1 (surely not the end of the world) the Russian President
Vladimir Putin was complaining that the United States wants him
to negotiate with the Chechen rebels. He said wryly 'why does the
US not call Osama Bin Laden to the White house and sit down and
talk to him over coffee?''
The
question is why he said this wryly. He should have said so angrily.
So much for the questions, then, the answer of course is the sense
of entitlement. As it is with the relatively insignificant issue
of Muralitharan's exclusion from the World XI, the Americans suffer
from a sense of entitlement. They alone are entitled to the right
to life. They alone must live in this world -- if the Russians are
fated to die at the hands of Chechen terrorists and Sri Lankans
at the hands of various other terrorists, so be it. The right to
life ergo, happens to be an American entitlement.
But
we need to parse words. Some would explain this behaviour by saying
that the Europeans are somehow worse than the Americans. They say
for instance that it was left to the Americans to issue a terse
statement against the Tigers when there was an attempt recently
on the life of Douglas Devananda. The Europeans pussyfooted on the
matter, and even the Sri Lankan government pussyfooted on the matter
while the Americans singularly called the Tiger bluff. Now, my friend
Taraki writing in the Daily Mirror chides Sri Lankans (nationalists!)
for not being grateful to the Americans because Coffer Black visited
Colombo and rapped the Tigers on their knuckles.
But
when the Sri Lankan Central Bank was blown up, much the same way
the Twin Towers were demolished in New York, it was the same Americans
who issued next morning, a statement saying the Sri Lankan government
should negotiate immediately with the Liberation Tigers of Tamil
Eelam. If the Sri Lankan leaders felt the next day much the same
way Putin is feeling now when the Americans ask him to negotiate
with the Chechen rebels, perhaps the Liberation Tigers would have
been happy. These days they are sad the Americans are not so forthright
with the Sri Lankan government!
How
sad.
The grossest insult, then, is none of the above. Here we are living
in the 21st century, having to put pen to paper to explain American
double standards, and Nalin De Silva having to explain the double
standards of the ICC, and Gamini Weerakoon having to explain the
double standards of Chris Patten waltzing into Kilinochchi to say
'Hello' to Prabhakaran on his birthday, when we could have excepted
that such naked displays of hegemony should be so obvious to everyone
that nobody should ideally have to write about them.
It
figures then that Nalin de Silva is right when he says that the
West has a way of imposing its hegemony while making it appear proper
in the eyes of the world. His example is of smuggling Shane Warne
into the World team, keeping Muralitharan out of it, and then including
Vaas as a sort of token of appeasement to the Sri Lankan camp.
With
a bow to those who think that it is somehow a dive from the sublime
to the ridiculous to go from world affairs to cricket, it's germane
to point out that the Warne affair is but the other side of the
same coin that obtains in international affairs in general.
Ideally
Vladimir Putin should not have to say that there is a double-standard
in the USA's calling for Russia to negotiate with the Chechen rebels,
because the double standard is so patently obvious. Ideally Gamini
Weerakoon should not have to say that Patten should not waltz in
here for Prabhakaran's birthday because the double standard in Patten's
action is so obvious.
But
the West had worked its sense of entitlement into the psyche of
us third worlders through the media and their handmaidens in the
community of Non Governmental Organisations, that here we are in
the curious position having to write about what's flagrant and indisputable.
For what it's worth then, let's begin to de-couch this from its
gossamer veneer - and to make it curiouser and curiouser let's begin
to name names. The long and the short of it is that by and large
the White Protestant culture (Anglo Saxon and all those obligatory
flourishes aside) is quite blatant about its inability to be fair
and even-handed.
But
their most useful weapon is the "discourse." As long a
there is as discourse and debate about Coffer Black or American
or European hegemony in general, by some osmosis the idea can be
entered into the "discourse'' that there is some debate going
on about the fact that the Americans have a right to fight Osama
Bin Laden, while the Russians have to somehow negotiate with the
Chechens.
By
some osmosis the idea is entered into our heads that there is a
debate in Sri Lanka about Patten saying "hi" to Prabhakaran
on his birthday. The very idea that there is a debate on these issues,
makes the flagrant commonplace. Start talking about the issue -
and it is as if the sore thumb can be tucked-in and made to disappear.
So
let's not kid ourselves; the Americans may be on "your side''
one day and with the "other side'' the next -- but the fact
is that the Americans and essentially those who maintain Western
White Anglo Saxon hegemony over the developing world are laughable
in their lack of a moral base. Their hypocrisy is hilarious. Bush
is a clown when he says Putin should negotiate with the Chechens
who are killing school-children while he says he will "smoke
the Al Quaeda out of their rabbit holes.'' So let's see the clowns
for what they are -- laugh at their duplicity and expose them mercilessly
until its taken for granted -- as it should be -- that the hegemony
of "Western civilization'' (also called American/Western fundamentalism)
is the ultimate global curse and affliction. And then, should I
end by saying Amen? |