The
grease yaka goes through the roof
By Rajpal Abeynayake
There are too many grease yakas around. On Thursday five people
entered the British parliament. They slipped in unnoticed like grease
yakas. Now they are crying blue murder there.
But
they are crying blue murder in Ratmalana, Moratuwa and Mt Lavinia.
There is a grease yaka who jumps from roof to roof and steals women's
underwear. Maybe he read the Mahawamsa. The Mahawamsa it is, which
says that in ancient Sri Lanka you could get from Dondra head to
Point Pedro if you jumped from rooftop to rooftop along that stretch
or something like that. The grease yaka must have a better knowledge
of Sri Lankan history than I do.
But
some residents in the yaka-hit areas are complaining. Why don't
the politicians address their real concerns, they ask. They should
talk about this grease yaka at least on those television shows.
The
moderator can ask "emathithuma me grease yaka janathavage devena
prashnayak neda?'' No doubt Sunil Handunhetti will say, in Sinhala
of course though I have to give you the translation "the opposition
is talking of the cost of living which they say is climbing but
they don't talk of the janathavage devena prashna or climbing grease
yaka. No the grease yaka will never give us the slip. We will catch
him and embarrass him like we embarrass the “IMF.”
But
it is Mangala Samamraweera who will be announcing (at the Cabinet
briefing) the real government policy on the grease yaka. "Everytime
the grease yaka hits the roof the UNP says it is like the cost of
living. In Cabinet we discussed it and at first we thought it was
a LTTE plot to distract the nation to push through their ISGA plan.
But now we have information that this is not a LTTE plot , it is
a plot undertaken diabolically by the nation's real enemy, the Ranil
Wickremesinghe led UNP.''
He
also adds that since new standards are to be introduced by the state
media, the story of the grease yaka could be treated in a serious
way. "The private media has a joke of it, but look at the way
BBC is taking up the intrusion of the British parliament. We are
going to take up the grease yaka issue in such serious way. The
day the British ban fox hunting we will ban grease if we can't get
the yaka.''
But
we at Sunday Times got this down the grapevine: Ever since Mangala
gave that speech and banned grease, the grease yaka prowls with
layers of powder on his skin. And he is now stealing men's underwear.
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