Waldorf
woes: Ireland is Iceland and Brussels is Brazil
NEW YORK-- When the 191-member UN General Assembly wound up its
high-level segment last week, virtually every single member state
had taken to the podium. The only no-show was Somalia, described
by the US as a "failed state" with no legitimate government
to speak of.
Having
skipped the opening of the General Assembly sessions in New York
in order to participate in a media seminar in Finland, we missed
all the ballyhoo surrounding the Sri Lankan delegation that consumed
reams of newsprint in Colombo.
Perhaps
our absence from New York was compensated by a journalistic re-union
in Helsinki where three senior newshounds-- Manik de Silva, Iqbal
Athas and Lakshman Gunasekera-- also checked into the same hotel,
the Scandic Grand Marina, as guests of the Finnish government. Talk
of coincidences?
The
walk down memory lane was perhaps more rewarding than covering the
usually laborious General Assembly sessions. Athas and de Silva
are incomparable raconteurs whose anecdotes have to be preserved
for posterity.
But
then as that redoubtable and tart-tongued Hollywood comedian Groucho
Marx once remarked: "Why should I do anything for posterity?
What has posterity done for me?."
Meanwhile,
back in Colombo, the political brouhaha sparked by a story in The
Sunday Times of September 5 ("New York elite Luxuries for Presidential
entourage") by our stringer Michael de Silva, hit several raw
nerves among politicians and government officials.
The
rejoinders came from former Permanent Representative to the UN C.
Mahendran ("They call me Charlie because they cannot pronounce
Chittambaranathan"), and a second right of reply by Saman Athaudahetti,
media secretary to the Leader of the Opposition Ranil Wickremesinghe.
Our
stringer and our political editor have both responded to the denials.
("Waldorf: the bills and spills" and "A porn twist
to New York visit.") But still, the bone of contention appears
to be the huge telephone bill (along with a cable tv bill) that
was paid for with government funds.
The
original story published in The Sunday Times of November 16 last
year was unambiguously clear: "At a time when ministers and
senior officials are on junkets every week at tax payers' expense
(the last ministerial and media delegation to the UN left a $21,000
phone bill, along with a a cable TV bill for porn movies viewed
in their hotel rooms), why is it that the government cannot afford
to pay its UN dues on time as it did in early years?" we asked.
A
legitimate question that went unchallenged for nearly 10 months
before it was resurrected by our stringer in a story he filed from
New York three weeks ago.
The
bills came from rented cell phones, hotel rooms and an office that
was used by the prime minister's delegation in the ground floor
of the UN Plaza Hotel where the culprits did not leave any telltale
marks accessing the office in the dead of night.
In
his explanation last week, the media secretary went to great lengths
to point out that members of the media were told about the limits
placed on phone calls. But he hasn't said how many of the journalists
really stuck to the guidelines.
In
fact, he refers to two additional journalists who joined the team
on condition their employers pay their hotel bills. The Sri Lanka
mission was forced to pick up that tab as well.
The
media secretary also says that the official media team (of six journalists)
was selected on the basis of a roster which had been worked out
after discussion with all the news organisations concerned. But
as our political editor pointed out last week, The Sunday Times
was not in that loop. Isn't the Times a legitimate newspaper? Or
do these media invitations go only by favour?
With
few exceptions, the journalists who arrived in New York to cover
the UN sessions last year, were probably political hacks masquerading
as newspapermen-- judging by the sloppy reporting full of howlers.
In
more than one report filed from New York, Secretary-General Kofi
Annan was referred to as "general secretary". Mercifully,
the reporter didn't describe him as a "permanent secretary"
because Annan's term of office ends December 2006.
Romesh
Jayasinghe, our ambassador based in Brussels, was referred to in
one story as the "Ambassador to Brazil". Obviously, the
reporter had a hard time drawing a distinction between Brazil and
Brussels.
The
coverage of a meeting between prime minister Ranil Wickremesinghe
and European Union (EU) officials was so full of errors that the
EU was forced to send a clarification.
The
EU press release said that Chris Patten was the EU External Relations
Commissioner, not the "EU President", Javier Solana (referred
to in the story published in Colombo as "Hamiyas Solana")
was the EU Foreign Policy High Representative, not "defence
observer," Portugal is an EU member state, Iceland is not.
The
news report from New York said that Iceland (read: Ireland) was
to take over the presidency from Italy. The member of the Sri Lanka
media team obviously couldn't distinguish between Iceland and Ireland.
And the UN was described as an institution by "a lagoon".
Maybe a lake? Perhaps shades of "Beira Lake"?
Need
we say more of the media team which was paid for with tax payers'
money sent to cover the prime minister's visit to the UN last year?
Clearly,
there may be a justification for a visiting president, prime minister
or foreign minister to stay in a five-star hotel (former Foreign
Minister A.C.S. Hameed once told a nagging MP, "Where do you
want me to stay when I go abroad? In thosai boutiques?"), because
the hotel suite also doubles as a place to meet other heads of state.
But is there any justification for an entire delegation to stay
in the same luxury hotel?
The
Sri Lanka delegation to New York in September 2002 consisted of
27 members, including six ministers, six media personnel, security
officers, career diplomats, political hangers-on and three officials
of the BOI. With the exception of the three career diplomats, all
of the delegates stayed at the Waldorf Astoria.
Last
year, the delegation was reduced to 24. But it included two ministers
and eight media personnel-- all of them checking in at the UN Millennium
Plaza Hotel.
The
delegation that came to New York last month consisted of 27 members,
including two senior ministers, four media personnel and several
career diplomats. While all of the minsters, officials and security
officers stayed at the Waldorf, the media personnel were confined
to a less luxurious hotel.
Contrast
with the delegation that came to the US in the 1980s. "President
Jayewardene's visit to the US was a State Visit -- the highest level
of visit, the first and so far the only such visit by a Sri Lankan
Head of State," says former Sri Lankan Ambassador to the US
Ernest Corea who was our man in Washington at that time.
"As
it was a State Visit, at the invitation of the US President, the
accommodation and travel expenses of the official delegation, including
spouses, were met by the US Government, but for a maximum of 14
persons, including the visiting head of state and his wife. President
Jayewardene kept strictly to that "ceiling," says Corea. |