What
she did and did not do?
My Dear Satellite,
I thought I must write to you when I saw all these congratulatory
messages in the state media which said it was your tenth anniversary
in office. Why, Satellite, it seems only yesterday that you were
just an innocent little girl in politics on whom a nation pinned
its hopes on.
You
are a decade older now and a good deal wiser I daresay but I am
not quite sure whether the country still believes you could deliver
the goods politically and economically. But I must give credit where
credit is due and though you get may be much out of ten for performance,
you score a full ten for acting because your always play a very
convincing role.
Why
Satellite, just the other day you summoned the top brass of the
police and then kept them waiting for a full two hours and made
them watch a movie. We know the film industry is in a crisis but
no one but you could think of such an ingenious way to solve the
problem!
Then,
you turn up and with quite a straight face claim angrily that the
police and the judiciary are corrupt. Politicians in your party
are not, you say and it took the good priest from Bellanvila to
ask you about those who go about bashing nightclubs with their goon
squads.
Not
to be outdone, you smile your charming smile and say that yes there
is but one rogue in this pack of bodhistavas and assure everyone
that he will be dealt with. That man Mervyn did resign the next
day but I am sure quite a few went home that day thinking that politicians
are such a nice lot and that the police and the judiciary are the
root of all evil in this country!
But
with ten years gone and one (or is it two?) to go, it is always
good to reflect on what has been done and more importantly what
has not. Someone once said that the measure of a good leader is
whether he leaves the country in a better shape than when he inherited
it.
In
terms of the economy, I think any housewife will tell you the answer
to that. We are not at war anymore but the credit for that should
go more to the Green Man than to you, even though we do not doubt
your good intentions on this matter. But the country does enjoy
more political freedom, as your good friends the Rathu sahodarayas
will tell you.
But
Satellite, with only a few months left you have a lot left to do:
you have to change the Constitution and somehow move in to the next
Parliament. You've got to pass the baton to young Anura to prevent
that pest Mahinda taking the hot seat. You've got to kick the Rathu
sahodarayas out of the Alliance and make the Blues stand on their
own feet again. And if there is still some left, you can also think
about settling the ethnic issue. So, best of luck for the remaining
few months…
Yours
truly,
Punchi Putha
PS- After your good mother lost, many people remembered
her not for being the first lady to hold the job in the world but
for the queues, the rice barriers and having to eat manioc on Tuesdays
and Thursdays. Judging by the way our economy is performing now
some people may be lucky to have anything to eat on Tuesdays and
Thursdays and you don't want to be remembered for that, would you? |