Birthday
bash and the Oslo repudiation
They are all preparing to pay homage to "Anna" when he
celebrates his 50th birthday this month. November 27 is the day
when the faithful, the prodded and the coerced, the threatened and
the menaced, will gather at Excel in the London Docklands to sing
happy birthday Velu P.
A
day later, no doubt. But then who cares if the organisers here are
able to show the great leader that they could gather the flock and
bring them to the arena as the Romans did to the Christians before
introducing them to the lions.
They
are even invited to send greetings to the Herr Fuhrer on specially
printed glossy paper that carry the photograph of a smiling Prabhakaran
(or is it Piripaharan? Don't they believe in standardised spelling?)
Under
(you cannot put anything above the leader can you? Well, not if
you fear being reminded of it later) the photograph is the legend
printed in Tamil and in English.
The
English message reads: "Please convey your greetings either
in Tamil or English." Something surely was missing there. The
sentence seemed so incomplete and drab too. Of course. Two crucial
words were, for some inexplicable reason, missing from the text.
What on earth happened to "Or else!"
Come
on, this seemed like cadging for greetings messages. Surely 50-year
old Praba has other things on his mind than to be reading messages
from afar, however obtained.
After
all he has to prepare his speech to be broadcast to the shepherds
and their sheep gathered at the Docklands that is scheduled to begin
at high noon and continue till 7 pm.
Apparently
the organisers - an organisation styled "BTA" at Eelam
House - have not been able to rustle up a Gary Cooper to make an
appearance at High Noon. Not surprisingly, since all the pistol-packing
paisanos are busy in Colombo and in the east of the island.
Well
if they cannot find a Gary Cooper they seemed to have found a near-imitation
of the rugged hero of what cliché experts call the silver
screen. Who? Who else but the veteran of many a verbal skirmish
whose memory unfortunately, appears to be undergoing some peculiar
transformations and is suddenly seized by a mist of forgetfulness
that even days on a psychiatrist's couch is least likely to unravel.
Such
is the influence of his memory lapses that this has even afflicted
those who some bad tempered politician back home derisively labelled
the salmon or sardine eaters. The Norwegians, bless their dear hearts,
have been trying with the persistency of a mole, to bring peace
to Sri Lanka that people with suspicious minds are beginning to
ask whether this is a ploy to dump rotten sardines on our people.
If
I have not mentioned any name, it is only because the organisers
have not done so either. Some of my Tamil friends here gave me the
many -- splendoured leaflet announcing the great day. Someone helped
translate its contents for me but could only say that one of the
attractions of the afternoon would be an address by the "political
adviser."
If
this is the same political adviser I am thinking of, then I've been
trying to get his address for a long time. Okay, so I don't want
his home address but he could at least oblige with his telephone
number.
Anyway
the only chap who appears to fit the bill is this Anton Balasingham
fellow who has cultivated the art of writing books when he wants
to deny one thing or another. The first bit of evidence that his
memory is slipping is that he has called his book "War and
Peace" as though his inventive mind had thought of it first.
Now
I have not laid my hands on this book yet and somebody I know called
me the other day saying he had ordered a copy for me. I only hope
that it is not as voluminous as the one written by this Russian
chap named Leo Tolstoy. Otherwise my regular postman, a nice enough
fellow called Cliff, would surely have a problem trying to squeeze
the bloody thing into my letterbox.
This
is what, I suppose, those psychoanalysts or some such breed, call
the association of ideas. If Balasingham consciously or unconsciously,
steals the title of Tolstoy's celebrated novel, it is not because
he has not studied his intellectual property law (though the less
educated call him an intellectual. Not another of those Third World
intellectuals one hopes).
It
is simply because Balasingham's War and Peace has one thing in common
with Tolstoy's novel. Both are set in a historical milieu but are
essentially works of fiction.
Now
it is true that I have not read Anton "Goebbels" Balasingham's
latest contribution to the world of English-language literature.
But when I was in Colombo a couple of years ago I was intrigued
by the title of another book written by the aforementioned Balasingham.
That
was titled "The Duplicity of Politics." One thing one
must say for Herr Goebbels of the LTTE that he is able to pick titles
for his books that truly reflect the very nature of the organisation
of which he is the political adviser.
If
all the reports of Balasingham's latest venture into the world of
letters are to be believed, "War and Peace" (Balasingham's
that is, not Tolstoy's) is said to claim that there is no such thing
as the "Oslo Declaration."
It
was at a Colombo press conference last year that by Chris Patten,
then European Union Commissioner for External Relations, said he
told Velu P that any solution must be based on the Oslo Declaration
and so on and so forth.
Japanese
special envoy Akashi has on several occasions referred to the Oslo
Declaration. So have various representatives of the United States.
Now, some two years or more after the Oslo Declaration was first
mentioned, Balasingham finds that there is no such thing, that the
man who was a chief negotiator cannot ever remember agreeing to
the political parameters of a negotiated solution.
As
though Balasingham's volte face is not sufficient cause for concern,
one finds the so-called facilitators or mediators or whatever the
politically acceptable appellation is, also taking a running jump
onto the LTTE bandwagon. Some lowly second secretary from the sardine
(or is it salmon?) eating-country tries to add some Norwegian oil
to Balasingham's baloney by claiming there is no Oslo Declaration.
Were
the Norwegians in self-induced torpor when the rest of the international
community was proceeding on the basis of an Oslo Declaration? Why
did it take so long for the Norwegians to come up with this latest
construction? It is of course not surprising they would want to
forget Oslo declarations after what happened to the one on the Middle
East.
The
title of Balasingham's earlier book "The Politics of Duplicity"
surely exemplifies Norwegian and LTTE politics better than "War
and Peace." So await the Fuhrer's birth speech when he is expected
to slam some foreign nations as interfering so and sos and possibly
announce a go it alone plan. |