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No more stink wanted
Parliament was suspended on Friday evening for five minutes after MPs complained of a stench emitting into the Chamber. As the smell got stronger and some MPs said it smelled like gas, the Speaker suspended the House for five minutes and asked all MPs to vacate the Chamber. Once the doors leading to the Chamber were opened wide, the smell gradually got less and less. One minister was heard saying, " With all the stink already inside the House, the last thing needed was more stink from outside."

No stink here !
The stink episode ended without anyone finding out what caused it but soon after sittings ended, all MPs were gifted with several kilos of fish to be taken home with them. All this courtesy the Fisheries Ministry. And there was no one complaining of a stink in this instance.

Christmas party instead
However the customary post-Budget dinner hosted by the Speaker at his residence was not held this year. As less than half the 225 MPs invited usually turn up, much of the food go waste and hence this year it has been cancelled. Instead a Christmas party has been planned for the Parliament staff.

Taking a cue
The children's Parliament that is featured on state-run TV seems to have taken a cue from the local legislature. The MPs on the government side introduce a Bill and those on the Opposition benches oppose it. And there is no consensus even when the Bill seeks to do something positive towards society. With both the real ones and the actors adopting similar methods, politics of co-habitation seems a distant dream.

Politicos better actors?
Several visitors were leaving the public gallery of Parliament with the Budget debate ending amidst lots of sounds and action. One of them quipped that the feeling one had while leaving the gallery was the same as one has when leaving a cinema hall. It's obviously becoming more and more difficult to distinguish whether politicians or the real actors are better at their job.

Nothing missing
After the tug-of-war that took place when a group of UNP MPs tried to remove the Mace, rumours started that two of the blue sapphires on it had gone missing in the melee. Not so announced the Speaker to Parliament two days later. Nothing was missing despite the manhandling.

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