TIMES
POSTCARD
It's suffocating, doing justice for
S.B. Dissanayake
By Rajpal Abeynayake
Karu Jayasuriya, Rajitha Senaratne Milinda Moragoda
and others were imprisoned recently. That's right. They were lugged
in the slammer. At the Trans Asia. They suffered humiliating enervating
imprisonment in five star conditions.
A
prison was erected at the Trans Asia lobby. Prisoners in prison
jumper suits were walking about. They were looking as pleased as
punch, as if being in the slammer was the best fun they have had
in their lives….
Somewhere
in the proceedings, the former Ministers Karu, Rajitha, and Milinda
were pushed into prison, along with Tamara Dissanayake. What would
Rajitha have said? Pity the journalists around were not within earshot
to listen. "You punk, you prison guard, turn that damn air-conditioner
down, will you...''
And
Karu Jayasuriya? "I say, prison guard, turn down that music
coming from the lobby areas will you - I don't like all that jazz.''
"But it is a live band sir, we can't turn it down. "
"I
say, this prison life is harder than I thought. Imagine having to
put up with all that jazz.''
The five star prison was to express solidarity with S. B. Dissanayake.
The UNP has many other stratagems lined up to express solidarity
with various underdogs. The UNP is planning to put up ten tents,
and play house inside these tents next week.
This
is to express solidarity with tsunami victims. The event will be
at the Hilton Hotel. Hilton chefs will transport food from the kitchen,
which will then be re-cooked inside a tent on an improvised fire,
to express solidarity with the terrible conditions of tsunami victims.
Milinda Moragoda and Rajitha Senaratne are both planning to gag
on a piece of prime rib disguised by Paradise Road to look like
a burnt out patholaya.
The
week after, the UNP is planning to empathise with civilians in the
Eastern province, who are suffering because of the Karuna-LTTE fighting
that has erupted there in that province. A UNF spokesman said in
all earnestness, that there is a terrible dilemma simulating that
province. "We have to choose a beachside location to simulate
the conditions of Kalmunai, so we are not sure whether to pick the
Taj Exotica or the Lighthouse Hotel. It's very difficult, this business
of empathising with oppressed people.''
At
this beachside hotel empathy-festival, the proposed tactic was for
one top ex-UNF Minister to pass wind out very loud, to simulate
a Karuna gunshot report that frightens the hell out of villagers.
But this tactic was later abandoned, because it was deemed to be
altogether too much empathising -- grosser than even the real thing…..
S.B.
Dissanayake, one must not forget, was their man -- the UNP's own
man. What better way, therefore, Milinda Moragoda would have suggested,
than to start our man's campaign from the people's hotel - - the
Trans Asia. How tender - - this UNP's feel for the people's pulse.
The
prison exercise was simulated, because of a Website launched to
highlight SB's imprisonment. Why couldn't' the website be launched
at village headman's office? Won't do no. This is a people's campaign.
Our people lunch everyday at the Trans Asia, no? So if they are
suffering, let them suffer in techni colour, and in five star comfort,
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