A
news vaccination against the future
The
IRA is laying down arms. Mahinda Rajapakse has been resurrected.
The UN names the LTTE as the most prominent violator in recruitment
of child soldiers.
What
next?? The sun rises from the direction of Mt Lavina? Or you could
see it setting from Arugam Bay?
In reality it should have been a week of heartening good news as
opposed to unsettling reality. The LTTE being showed the finger
by the world’s most respected international body was a good
thing. Ten years ago if someone told me that the IRA is laying down
arms, I would have called the cops and said there is a lunatic on
the loose.
Last
week, if someone said Rajapakse is going to be made presidential
candidate -- even as he is bleeding like a stigmata from the assault
that has been aimed at him by the opposition and the private media
-- it would have been obvious that there was not only a lunatic
in our midst, but that he was also hallucinating like a stoned hippie.
But,
not only was Rajapakse nominated, he was kissed and sent his way
by Anura Bandaranaike, who everyone thought was one bad Billy Bunter…
But,
even though the news was supposed to be good, this was one hell
of a case of information overload. If this was the good news --
the ostensible good tidings -- then take the bad news.
A famine
in Niger was raging in part because the global community has ignored
the warning by international aid agencies. A Brazilian electrician
in London was shot dead in a London train, and as it turned out,
he was completely innocent. But the British newspapers behaved as
if it was the man’s fault that he had to get in the way of
the sober cops for whom distinguishing between a Brazilin electrician
and a Muslim suicide bomber was the least of their problems.
Expressing
any sense of sincerely felt shock about the death of a totally innocent
man was the last thing on the collective British mind.
In the week of information overload, the good news has a stink to
it also, like a perfume that is meant to attract, but is in fact
reeking and coming out through people’s ears.
If
Rajapakse was clean enough to be nominated a Presidential candidate,
who floated the theory that he was helping Hambanthota with one
hand in the till - - and the other in his pocket?? Or if he was
called a crook, then does it mean that to call somebody by that
epithet and nominate him the next day for the post of the country’s
most powerful person is all in a day’s work?
It
seemed the core -- the kernel of sanity in newscasting -- has been
consumed last week in the deluge of stories that beat upon our senses.
All that was left was for the wiseacres and wisecracks to come up
with a few one-liners, and give the news landscape that ultimately
surreal quality that it deserves in a week of such unwieldy information
overload.
So, along came Wickramabahu Karunaratne, and made a crack that could
make him the undisputed imp of our television times. Bahu told a
television panelist from the ultra Buddhist JHU last week that the
party should believe in Karuna – of the metta karuna and mudhita
variety that’s been expounded in Buddhist teachings.
But
instead, the party is paying its obeisance to a different Karuna,
a Karuna in the Eastern jungles who used to wear flak jackets. “By
far -- the wrong Karuna become important to you,’’ he
said, hollering at a JHU man who blushed a deep beetroot.
Making
an issue of this information overload is tough. Can anyone karunakarala
please tell us what the contours of the state are going to be in
the near future, never mind the wisecracks?
One
notion that’s currency in water-hole milieu is that Ranil
Wickremesinghe has the potential of being one of the worst dictators
this country will ever see if he is elected president. Wickremesinghe
has earned those stripes, because he is aloof, and he has the Batalanda
torture-house thing rightly or wrongly appended to his name.
But,
instead of cleaning up his stubborn aloof boy image, he is going
on a campaign of sanctimony in which he says that he is of the purest
rays-serene. (Take his book on Buddhism, and his image as a player
who goes by the letter of the constitution.)What we are being told
while this goes on, is that Wickremesinghe has the potential of
being a Jayewardene in redux.
But
in the context of the information overload, this is a difficult
political riddle to resolve. But this was not just the week of the
information overload, this was the week of information insanity.
Piled upon IRA , Rajapakse and the subway shooting story and all
of that was the story of Mervyn Silva. It put the cap on the ongoing
tale of high tragi-comedy that’s becoming the regular breakfast
in the smorgasbord of Sri Lankan politics.
It’s
difficult to fit these pieces together in the jigsaw. One can justifiably
ask what has the famine in Niger to do with the unbundling of Mervyn
Silva’s bile on a television screen?
It’s
simply that both stories were worrying, and part and parcel of a
wicked lather that seemed to lubricate the information overload
in our news channels, and acres of newspaper analysis.
The
ultimate test is that one can watch all this news and still remain
sane. All is not lost because this is like an inoculation against
what may come. It may be Ranil Wickremesinghe, and it may be that
he might or might not become the dictator that some people fear
him to be.. Worse things may come to pass, such as another tsunami.
But after last week’s inoculation from an overloaded news
cycle, I feel I am sufficiently vaccinated against anyone and anything.
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