TIMES
POSTCARD
The sun never set on the empire
By Rajpal Abeynayake
Advertising hoardings for a bookstore regularly carries photographs
of John Kennedy and Winston Churchill. Churchill’s pugnacious
expression is particularly riveting.
The
text next to the image quotes Churchill as saying “never never
never never never give up. ’’ The exhortation is obviously
an invitation to buy inspirational books on Churchill.
But
what are the origins of the quote “never never never never
never give up?” Churchill may have uttered it in the context
of the war -- but as far as it’s known, the one thing that
Churchill never never never never never wanted to give up, was the
British Raj.
When
the question of Indian independence came up, Churchill said famously
that he wasn’t elected Prime Minister to preside over the
liquidation of the British empire. When Mahathma Gandhi the champion
of Indian independence came calling, he told him the same thing
- - and called Gandhi the “half naked fakir.’’
We
are reminded by the bookseller of a man who wanted to keep countries
such as ours in a perpetual state of subjugation -- countries which
if he had half a chance he would “never never never never
never’’ give up. But the bookseller’s hoarding
conveys the picture in an untreated and suitably raw form.
It
captures the mindset -- inadvertently albeit - - of a still seemingly
subjugated land. Churchill really never never never never never
gave up countries such as ours. He still walks upon our hoardings,
and gives us that bulldog smile from up there, as if he was only
trying to be, well, avuncular.
But Churchill firms his grip on us daily -- his language for instance
never never never never never gave us up either.
Or
we never really did give up his language….
“One shot one.’
‘Guerrilla marketing.’
‘Live
at 8.’ The titles are for Sinhala movies, and a Sinhala newscast.
At the rate of progression analysts surmise that there will not
be a single movie without a title in English by the year 2010.
It
won’t be like Janaratha full option either. You will get all
words of the title in English, and admixtures such as Janaratha
full option will in future be looked upon with the suspicion accorded
to a reactionary.
Mahahtir
Mohamed recently told his country’s Prime Minister that “we
might as well have a Prime Minister who is a foreigner if he can
do the job.’’ Mahathir’s successor has just appointed
a foreigner to head the Malaysian car company Proton. Mahathir does
understand how to be sarcastic in Churchill’s lingo.
But
it seems the other side is winning. We never never never never never
never seem to want to give up pretending that Churchill did let
go of the empire, and that we are not going to be part of the British
empire if we name Sinhala movies with decorative English names.
Or if we name our Sinhala news programmes in English.
End-piece:
The President also seems to live by Churchill’s never never
never never never give up spirit. She got her biography written
by a white man.
He in turn calls her father -- the man of the pancha maha balawegaya
national renaissance “the Bill Clinton of Sri Lanka.’’
The President’s late husband Vijaya Kumaratunga is called
the Brad Pitt of Sri Lanka.
With
this kind of association of ideas, we could have called the President
Sri Lanka’s princess Diana – or maybe, when in a more
organic mood - - Sri Lanka’s vanilla spice??
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