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Presidential debate that never took place
Sri Lankans are now free to imagine the presidential debate that
never was. One minor hiccup in such a debate can bury the chances
of a presidential candidate forever. If imagination was allowed
free reign, we could think of possible derailing gaffes. Rajapakse
might look at his watch before the debate ends, or Ranil Wickremesinghe
might wipe some sweat off his brow.
Providentially,
with no debate scheduled, we will not have such moments that could
decide which of these two people are going to rule over us the next
six years -- and rule us with powers so enormous, that they are
monarchical in nature.
Nothing
is constitutional or democratic about a Sri Lankan President being
allowed to kick the parliamentarians out after a year is up. But
such a kicking maneuver is mockingly called dissolution. What a
cock-up, this word, dissolution. We are told that the framers of
the constitution had demolition in mind, and dissolution crept in
suspiciously like a draft dodger daring the legal draftsman.
But
yet we Sri Lankans are quaint, and we go through process, as if
this monarchical ruler is a president -- such as a president of
a debating society, or a radio club. Call a prostitute a sex worker,
and we think she will behave herself. Call a dictator a president,
and we think he will rule us with the gentility of a radio club
or literature society president.
You
may or may not take the west as the model for everything from bathroom
usage to media usage. But don't kid yourself, there is no real level
playing field in any given election. One candidate is bound to get
more coverage in certain type of media than his opponent. John Kerry,
the losing candidate in the last U.S. presidential elections, for
example got the endorsement of most of the heavyweight and heavy-duty
newspapers of the country such as the Washington Post and the New
York Times. The fact that he lost doesn't mean he got no advantage
from these endorsements.
Our
own media culture is still one of whining while saying more about
the messenger than the message. It's of blaming media organizations
for biased coverage. If one takes a closer look at it, it is a sign
of the political bankruptcy of our times.
Politicians
are not talented enough to make the best of the time they are allotted,
even if sometimes, their time slot may be a bit meager compared
to what the other guy gets. But as the American president John Kennedy
once said "who the hell said its going to be fair?"
Simone Weil wrote in her book "The search for roots' that people
identify with the state and only the state, as most other affiliations
such as community have become meaningless.
That's
probably why we labour under the illusion that this is a trifling
matter - this business of presidential elections -- as if we are
electing the president for a radio club or a debating society.
If
there was a presidential debate in fact, the questions we would
imagine, will paint Mahinda Rajapakse as a nationalist and Wickremesinghe
as a peacemaker. That's likely because Rajapakse acts as if the
Sinhalese own the country. Wickremesinghe acts as if he doesn't
care who owns it, literally.
This
is part of the radio club presidential conspiracy that J. R. Jayewardene
dreamed up and invented. The candidates debate about issues such
as 'nationalism' or 'federalism'. But the real issues that do matter
in this presidential system are debated undercover by people who
say to themselves "the only way a determined president can
be prevented from becoming a dictator in this country is by having
him shot.'' They are asking themselves, while the polite debating
society courtesies go on between the two candidates, 'which of these
two men are more prone to kick our elected parliament aside?' Which
of these two will be the first to realize that we have abdicated
all our powers as citizens to him -- under this constitution - -
and therefore are like chattel to be shoved around, until this future
president has his way with us any time he wants?
There
is nothing wrong with this constitution, a dreamer can contend.
The American president has a veto power. But our president can veto
the whole parliament while he appoints the entire judiciary. Those
who think that's a difference in degree, should think atom bomb
versus pipe bomb, Katrina versus table fan. We are that way out
on a limb.
People have opined variously that the process of getting civilized
in this country is to get rid of Prabhakaran - - or at least to
go back to the status quo ante that prevailed before Prabhakran
appeared with his long shadow continually cast upon us.
But
the way back to civilization, even with little baby steps, is to
de-construct this monstrosity of the Presidency and bring it down.
But that's not in the manifesto of any of the candidates, considering
that Mahinda is not likely to conjure something as fundamentally
change-worthy as that, as if it was a rabbit trick from up his sleeve.
They
never debated each other, but if they squared-off both should have
to be asked why one will be less dictatorial than the other. It's
the trick question that no manifesto will answer, because we still
think we are electing the radio club president. If asked this question,
we can think of some answers that might come our way from Mr Wickremesinghe.
He will say that he is the consensus candidate, and it's his idea
to form a national government.
Both
candidates can then be asked -- will you dissolve parliament if
elected? Both, if they are genuine articles, will have to say yes.
Their answers will prove they are running as if it's the radio club
-- but will perform in the end like its the Third Reich.. Rajapakse
will necessarily look a little less queer on this score, as Wickremesinghe
will have to answer the corollary question: do you want a consensus
national government, after having dissolved parliament and reduced
the opposition to a rump? A national slave government, eh? End of
debate.
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