Just
hope and luck by the looks of it
My Dear Mahinda maama,
I thought I must write to you because I am sure
you still find the time to read newspapers, even though the country
is virtually at war, because you seem to find the time to attend
to very important events such as felicitating actors and handing
over appointments to doctors!
I am not sure whether you are aware of it, Mahinda
maama, but petrol prices have been increased yet again. I don't
think it is Fowzie's fault though you would have to ask whether
that Bharatha Lakshman is responsible for it. But I am certain you
are not responsible for such unkind decisions and you are powerless
to do that anyway, because you couldn't even stop the petrol strike
for quite a few days!
You must know by now, Mahinda maama, that when
you have the top job in the country it doesn't really matter whether
you are responsible for such things or not because people also blame
you for everything! But they don't give you credit, for instance,
when they start seeing 'budu ras' in every street corner, do they?
Of course, then there is the war that we all have
to worry about. There will be those who say that you are responsible
for that too and then there will be those who say there would have
been no war had Uncle Ranil been at the top. Whatever the reason,
what really matters is that you promised us a 'gauravaneeya saamayak'
but that seems to be nowhere in sight now!
Correct me if I am wrong, but it just seems as
if we are managing the war quite like they manage the daily pola
at Hambantota- just check what is on offer on any given day and
then make some choices about what you want to do! And with all due
respect to your illustrious siblings, it doesn't appear quite right
when Gotabhaya malli and Basil malli seem to be taking all the important
decisions…
Then, Mahinda maama, we hear that you will strike
a deal with the Somawansas and the Weerawansas. I hope you will
be careful about what subjects you allocate to them and how you
handle them. You cannot surely forget how they crept into Satellite's
Cabinet and then began to behave as if Satellite had crept into
their Cabinet!
But the one thing that you never fail to do is
to swear in a Green MP, almost one every day, as surely as you must
be having kola kenda and kurakkan for breakfast each morning.
I must admit I'm more than a little puzzled by
that, Mahinda maama, because the people who are joining you are
either unheard of backbenchers or no-good wrong-doers whom the Greens
will be glad to get rid of. But who knows, you may be saving the
best for the last and we might even find Uncle Ranil being sworn
before you as the Deputy Minister of Procrastination!
Of course, amidst all this, it is nice to see
that you are able to grin from ear to ear whenever you pose for
the cameras. At least then we know that somebody is happy in this
country of ours!
So, Mahinda maama, all we can hope is that you
have the luck to carry on the job you undertook, at least for the
next six years. And, by the looks of the first nine months, you
will certainly need all the luck you can get!
Yours truly,
Punchi Putha
PS- And now we hear that good old Satellite is
about to return from England. Now the news that your old boss is
returning from Old Blighty is worse than the war, petrol price hikes,
strikes and everything else put together, so we hope we will still
be able to see your million rupee smile after she returns to Paradise!
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