Aney is it true? with nam

*Bidet’s galore
Some paid a tidy sum of rupees two thousand to watch the first Test at Asgiriya with grandstand view, but ironically what they got was a grand-stink view by watching the match sitting between some used bidet’s. By any means this is not the way to greet a wealthy customer. Over to you SLC.

* Not done sir
Who were those old boys singing all those filthy songs in their club house while the Test match was on? It’s your school and it has a very rich heritage ‘Sir’.

*The runaway
It is reported that a bigwig in cricket had to walk away from where he was seated when a section of the crowed started chanting slogans against him.

*The national sport
The President of the National Sport is furious that the Gampaha organisers had not invited him for the tournament that has been organised by them. It is reported that he even has berated the sponsor of this tournament.

* No work give me some place else
Is it that one of the two big bosses who occupy the seats is contemplating to request some other job as apparently he has nothing to do? They say even some of his supporters are moving away from him.

* Is this rugby promotion
Who is the rugby master-in-charge who took the team on a tour to Hong-Kong saying that it was sanctioned by the Rugby Union. They say it had cost the children a good packet and now there is an inquiry going on.