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Views on Budget
After the presentation of the Budget, Prime Minister Ranil Wickremesinghe met with some of the staff in Parliament and inquired what their views on it was. Many quipped the pay raise was not enough only to be told by the Premier more was to follow?
In less formal set ups, the employees were more vocal in their views. "Nangi pennala akka dunna wagay," one disappointed worker said.

Asked for bread, given a stone
Heads of five underprivileged families living in Thirunelvely area in Jaffna made an appeal through Hindu Affairs Minister T.Maheswaran to give them a cow each.
The men were asked to send in grama niladhari and police certificates to establish their credentials but what they got was nowhere close to what they had asked for.
Instead of cows, the men were sent letters stating they would be made Justices of the Peace (JPs).

The men who have no idea who a JP is are now wondering what the connection is between a cow and a JP?

A touchy matter
Sometimes seating arrangements can be a very touchy matter especially when it comes to police bigwigs. At a Security Council meeting held at the Joint Operations Headquarters last week, seated next to the Acting IGP was a DIG when a top Director General of Intelligence, now a retired police officer arrived on the scene. His displeasure to see a man junior to him seated next to the top man was evident as he kept standing refusing to sit elsewhere. Junior officers were seen running hither and thither making hurried phone calls to check on who should to be seated next to the top man in the Police Department.

The matter was finally settled and the due person occupied the chair. With the seat of the top man still being rotated around, it is little wonder that lower downs have similar maladies.

Your slips are showing
Talking of maladies, the health sector is plagued by more than its share of ills.
The draft of the Health Master Plan for Sri Lanka - 'Healthy and Shining Island' compiled at the request of the Ministry of Health, Nutrition and Welfare over a period of a year and half at a cost of Rs. 256 million has come in for some very unhealthy criticism from the medical fraternity itself.

The report lists abortions as the second largest health problem in Sri Lanka, which the medical officers say is inaccurate. The report is full of grammatical errors as well, they say. Health Minister, first heal thyself is what the doctors are saying.

Their masters' voices
Last week both Speaker Joseph Michael Perera and Leader of the Opposition Mahinda Rajapakse made two statements in Parliament, both drawing attention to various clauses in the Constitution and Standing Orders of Parliament but what many were asking afterwards was who actually prepared the texts they read out.
When a person visiting the Opposition Leader's office in Parliament quipped that the speech Mr. Rajapkse read out in English was prepared at President's House and sent to him another was heard remarking there was nothing wrong in it as the other speech had come from Temple Trees.


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