Baptism 
              by fire 
               
              It was a baptism by fire for Media Minister Reginold Cooray when 
              he addressed the media at the Government's first Cabinet briefing 
              last Wednesday.  
             Mr. 
              Cooray, who came half an hour late stumbled and stuttered over statistics 
              and figures, detailing the new government's decisions.  
             Journalists 
              who were trying their best to get anything of substance out of the 
              new Media Minister and Cabinet spokesperson were left gaping when 
              he made a hasty exit 'for two minutes' after a long explanation 
              that he had not had his lunch and re-emerged only to 'conclude' 
              the press briefing immediately thereafter.  
             Meanwhile 
              a baffled foreign journalist was heard to inquire from a local media 
              man: "and this is … ‘Regional Cooray’, right?" 
               
              Sure sounds a more appropriate name for him.  
             Squatting 
              scribes at press briefings  
               Journalists attending press conferences organised by the 
              Jathika Hela Urumaya (JHU) have to get used to taking down their 
              notes seated on the ground.  
              But putting pen to paper while sitting on the ground is proving 
              to be quite a difficult task.  
             But 
              there are some journalists who are being offered more comfortable 
              positions. Meanwhile, the new Justice Minister is planning to appoint 
              500 new JPs and he has encouraged some scribes to apply. 
              So far there aren't many takers.  
             Penchant 
              for lobsters?  
               During his stay in Sri Lanka the LTTE's chief negotiator 
              Anton Balasingham did not fail to enjoy the delicacy of lobsters 
              which he may have missed after being away from the country for more 
              than a year. Soon after he arrived last week a popular restaurant 
              along the A 9 was busy baking lobsters from Mullaitivu for the ‘visitor’. 
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