One saint prevailed over the other at rugby. Obviously, the students of the winning saint were elated and decided to celebrate. So, the next day they clapped for a while after the morning prayers. However, one of the priests of the winning saint did not like the idea, entered the class, slapped the students, and sent for their parents the next day for further reprimand.

Now the students who are to sit the O’ Level exam at the end of this are panicking even to go to school. Very unsaintly indeed.

The brat at it again
The southern brat who is now known for his monkey pranks was at it again recently. This time he has fitted the cap on about a news item and had berated a newsman and had said that he will not give any stories or photographs of himself to this newspaper. Sin for the poor guy.

Selling a dummy
The school principal who is also the president of the union had sold a dummy and awarded a win to one of the schools and at the same time seen to it that his school was not implicated in anyway at the end of it. Isn’t it a cleaver move?

Striker blues
Now the three strikers who were lugged for shoplifting are out of the gaol in Singapore, but are not in a position to return to the island for the want of return tickets. The problem is that the Association had purchased group tickets for this trip.

World cup ties
Now he is a very frequent visitor to the big ‘uns room. This white coat donned cricketer played with the big man when they brought the cup home. Now he is behind to the man to be appointed the White Coat world panel. They say this man has even sent petitions against umpires who have already been elected to the panel.