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Aney Is It True?

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The racquet bosses are now angry with him. The reason was that he took his daughter off the local circuit and sent her to the USA for further training. As a result he has been made persona-non-grata at the racquet club.

Recently when he tried to enter the jumbled SALT HQ the security stopped him at the gate and conveyed their boss’s message to the unsuspecting father.

Another one just like the other one
He always plays both ways. Recently at a meeting of the white coats he stood up and begun to sing hosannas about the white coat officials who have been on the mat for some time now.

The rest of the membership were very angry and after the meeting hauled him out and asked why he did that. He sheepishly said “They just asked me to say those things at the meeting so it would be minuted. However I know these are the fellows who are responsible for all ills at the white coat section at the citadel”.

This one is better than the other

He just returned home with an injury. Just prior to his departure he was playing a match and with only a few more runs to make a thousand runs he went personally and made a request to the umpires not to rule him out Lbw. But, hilariously the very same umpire that he approached ruled him out Lbw for only four runs.

He who leads the Bloos lost his Charm gave a very bad captain’s report and also mentioned that the particular umpire was not attired in a proper manner when he officiated in this match.


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