Q. What is it like to work for the President of ArsikLand ?
A. It is very nice and lot of pressherings to work for Lokka. But I have olways worked for Lokka so I am used to it. Olso I have lots of peeples who working under me. Not actually under me, but working for me. If peeples are actually under me then difficult to walk ne?
Q. What does a typical day in the life of Cyril Nitharamasuffering involve ?
A. I waking up in the early morning and getting ready for work. Then my hamine, Mrs. Nitharamasuffering bringing me tea, then I having tea and eating brekfast. Sometimes I eating hoppers or stringhoppers or mayyokka. Sometimes I eating kiribath or bred. Olso having a frut jooce and then I go to Pol Gus Mandiraya.
I getting oll the files and going to see H.G.H.E. Pusswedilla by 7.45 in the morning. I discussionings with Lokka the meetings for the day and getting Lokka’s signature on the files that need Lokka’s signature. Then like that working working and more working. Then I have lunch and again working working and more working. Then I have tea and again working working and more working. After working I coming home and having a bath and then I eating dinner and sleeping.
Q. How are the preparations coming along for the Peece Summitt?
A. Now I tolding Ratney to handel oll invitashens for the world peece sumitt. I know that lots of peeples are coming. How they coming I am not shure. Some are coming by car, by threewheelers, some are coming in the vans or in the bus.
Lot of the peeples coming having very amuthu names. I cannot remember from what country Mr. Preparations is coming but if he coming from another country then he must be coming on the air plane ne? He olso can come in the ship but then he must leave his country early becose the ship is taking a long time to come.
Q. What is the most memorable moment in your career as a civil servant of ArsikLand ?
A. The day when my beloved Lokka became the Lokka of Arsikland.
Q. How do you deal with the pressure of working for such a high profile personality such as Hon. Pussweddila
A. Pressurings is there in any job. But I olways have one thing I do oll the time. When I make a mistake I olways say sorry and admit the mistake. Pressurings is becoming more when you are trying to hide a mistake. But with Hon. Pusswedilla difficult to hide because he olways knows. Hon. Pussswedilla is like that Santa Claus fellow, he knows if you are working, he knows if you are not, he knows if you good or bad…
Q.What do you admire most about Hon Chaminda Pussweddila ?
A. He olways is looking to make the milk and honey flowings for everyone else. And he is not scared of anyone espeshelly the internashnels fellows
Q. Hon Pussweddila says that your not the ‘sharpest tool in the shed’ is there any truth to this statement?
A. Yes yes. Becoase in Pol Gus mandiraya oll the gardenning things kept in the shed and when Lokka told me this I personelly went and checked. Lot of the tools were real motta wela. I scolding Ratney (my sectary) and told him to get the Kathurumuwa-piyamuwa fellow and sharpenings oll the tools. This is how hard my job is…
Q.What are your New Year’s resolutions for the coming year ?
A. I am hoping to work even harder for our Glorious Honourable Lokka and to make one mistake less every day. Olso I have told Ratney that I will not hit him on the head with the cardbod file when he making mistake. I am now getting speshel box file to hit Ratney.
This way I can redooce the mistakes Ratney olso makes. Olso I want to lern new words and improove my English spelings. Lot of peeples have told me that my spelings is very good but I want to be beter. |
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