The latest from the citadel is that their lunch supplier who had the job for over two years has been stopped with immediate effect. The reason, instead of a meat on that fateful day, the fat man had found piece of dry fish in his plate. Now in place of the Rs 130/- meal another meal that would cost 230/- will be given to its employees.

No good at all

They say the inquiry conducted by the ‘big house’ against the infamous ‘small teacher’ is going to be a
thorough one and the culprit may be in hot water.

No ‘boy friend’ no medal

The champion female high jumper who lost at the recently held Asian Grand Prix had come up with a hilarious excuse. Her claim is that she would have definitely won if her boy friend was by her side, when the event was on.

Once she did take him along with her under some pretext and he they say that he had better facilities than some of the officials who were on duty with the contingent.

No favours

Who is the rugby coach who stood up claimed that he had not taken any gratis while guiding the young ones. Then one parent stood up and pointed out that he had given the coach a gift of several Rugger balls on an earlier occasion.

Ministry of athletics

They say within the first four months of their holding office – the new athletic bosses have made the ministry spend several million rupees on various projects and now the Sports Ministry is often referred to as the Athletics Ministry.

Kalla mare

Some of the ladies who went to Australia on a Netball Training course were seen coming back with lorry loads of goodies and now they are planning to make a visit to Hong Kong.