Of
travel bugs and elephant poaching
My Dear Green Man,
I thought I must write to you, even though you
may be in far away India receiving, we are told, a red carpet welcome
from Manmohan and his officials.
Do you know, Green Man, that you now remind me
of the first and only Minister you served under as his Deputy Minister,
the dear departed Foreign Minister Hameed? His initials were ACS
but they all called him 'All Countries Seen' because he was more
out of the country than in!
I have an uneasy feeling that you too are following
his example these days, Green Man. Of course, Hameed was entitled
to it because he was Foreign Minister but you are only the Leader
of the Opposition and if you ever want to get rid of that job for
something better, you should spend more time inside the country
than outside it without gallivanting in India, Germany, Norway,
and wherever else your travels take you. I don't mean to deprive
your travel agent of valuable business but think about that, will
you?
Then, Green Man, we also heard that you would
have received another letter. Strangely though, this letter appeared
in the local newspapers before you could say 'Milinda Moragoda'
and probably even before you received it yourself. We hear of someone
complaining in public that he is not given his due place in the
party. I think you should take that advice too: give him his due
place in the party-show him the door, instead of taking him with
you to India!
Then of course, there is Professor Gas Labu, who
complains because he was invited for levariya and coffee instead
of lamprais and caramel pudding. Gosh, Green Man, with friends like
these, who needs enemies?
Now, come to think of it most of these people
who are demanding reforms in your party are what they call 'eeye
pereida UNP kaarayas', aren't they? There is Seeni Bola and Mahinda,
there is Professor Gas Labu and there is Rajitha and all of them
are in the green camp because they were thrown out from some other
party!
Nevertheless it is still true that under you,
the Greens have truly become a 'Unanduwak Nethi Pakshaya' and some
of that responsibility must fall squarely fall on your shoulders.
What is sad though is that even now, nothing seems to be done about
it and you are allowing the party to drag on from one internal dispute
to another while Mahinda maama poaches one elephant after another,
although some of them must necessarily fall into the 'good riddance
of bad rubbish' category.
Now, I am not for a moment suggesting that your
stepping down and retiring to write your memoirs will solve all
the party's problems overnight-in fact, I think it will make matters
worse with everyone fighting for the No.2 slot if not the No.1 slot-but
it is also high time you got your act together.
Do whatever it is that you have to do-sack people,
appoint people, delegate some powers to others-and get the party
back on its feet before Maama calls a general election and catches
you all napping. Think about it while you sojourn in India, will
you?
Yours truly,
Punchi Putha
PS-And if you really feel that you must travel,
why not replace New Delhi, Bonn, Oslo and Kuala Lampur with Nikaweratiya,
Beliatta, Oluvil and Kebithigollewa in your itinerary? After all,
you can't only be visiting these places for a thirty-minute campaign
stop when there is an election campaign underway?
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