A leading sports body recently conducted a press conference and to the utter amazement of those present Chinese rolls cut in half was served as refreshment.
On inquiry it was revealed that this sports body is trying to cut down on costs and the cut roll was part of this venture. If this is the case how can they conduct a leading domestic tournament at that rate?
I beg your pardon
A group of Sportsmen from the Pacific Ocean were here on a mission and the head of the Citadel was trying to introduce them to the scribes who had gathered.
While parting with frivolous accolades on them he used an ungainly word that nearly killed the good old queen. Instead of Calypso he muttered something to the effect of “Calyptic” to the amusement of everyone who had gathered at the five star joint.
CID on their tracks
Officials of a top sports body had been scrutinized by the CID for alleged misrepresentations and 21 individuals in various categories have been unearthed by the findings. Now the news is that the names of these 21 individuals have been forwarded to the Big Boss, who is bound to take action on them.
A Grade only after a fight
A leading women’s cricket team from Blighty are currently on a tour here. With this in view the set of umpires to officiate at these games had included only ‘B’ Grade officials.
However with the officials threatening to boycott the games they have now decided to include the A Grade lot as well!
Twiddling their thumbs
The West Indies cricket team is currently in Sri Lanka. However the authorities are unable to finalize the spending for this tour as the Secretary and the Treasurer of the body concerned are not in the country.
Those who are in charge of the operations are now twiddling their thumbs and wondering how to spend for this all important tour.
Washed out
A terrific downpour on Wednesday cast a pall of doom on the impending World Cup as one of the venues for the competition was flooded and even an office set aside for the contest was washed off destroying all the furniture in it. Now the big question is whether this venue will be fit when Clive Lloyd, the great West Indian, pays a visit to inspect the grounds for the big venture.
Bodybuilder weakened
A leading body building champion returned to the island bearing Silver. However this champion was disappointed to find that there was no one from the leading sports body in the country to greet him. Now this champion is wondering whether his efforts at this competition were worth it at all.
Hide and seek
The talk now is about the Asian Games in China which commenced on Friday. Officials of this leading body are now in hiding as they are bombarded with requests to attend the Games. How long can this hide and seek situation continue? |
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