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Aney is It true?

Gilan Rathaya Gilan
The swimming meet was going on at full throttle. That was when one of the swimmers got injured. She was rushed to the ambulance in attendance, but lo and behold it did not start as it had run out of fuel! The injured girl was taken in another ordinary vehicle, but, who is there to be held responsible? What if the injury was severe? However the ambulance belonged to the Sports Ministry medical unit!!!

GROBR
The two De’s in the SLC, UC are making arrangements to go home before the letter comes to them as the accusations against them have been proved.

Running errands
The athletics lady was dropped from the China contingent. She got hold of some of her pupils and sent them to the Big House to make representations. Big House rejecting the pleas lamented: “Children please do not learn to run futile errands for others”.

The roving thief
The man who was accused of robbing bulbs, plugs, sockets and lunch parcels at the Hallowed Halls of Maitland Place has now gone overseas. Now the biggest problem there is to answer the calls which are coming from various women asking for him.

The loud mouth and the oval ball
The loud mouth that has never caught the oval ball wants to be the Secretary, when reminded that he has not played by those who he has approached, the answer has been that the Ministering one can use the law that is sport and give the nod. These same guys questioned former council members of their eligibility which finally ended with an Interim Committee post. `

Stab from behind
Pattu was seen celebrating the 25 Year Gala of Dari. Meeting Fernando the Dil he said loudly that he should continue his work with the oval ball and be the head of the referees. He would be happy to see him there or in the Union. It was the Vedha, The Two Guns, The Chinese and Sham Per the Nando that did not want him there. Old Buta of Rugby Fame, The Boss from the new world and others heard what was said and could not help laughing as they understood the stabbing from behind.
 
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