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Blackberry Buwa

Buwa is a drunken parasite. He lives in the citadel thanks to many other reasons. Once he was given the chance of looking after the umpires while a tour was on. During the tour he used the hotel ate drank and lived the high life… all on tick.

Then at the end of the tour he walked into the hotel and gave his wife a bracelet and got himself a Blackberry phone, which he kept on flashing around even at the citadel. People kept asking as to how he came upon these riches all of a sudden unless he had a hand in the match-fixing accusations that are being circulated now.

No Money, No salary
The 242 employees of the Citadel are in a quandary at this stage. The short sighted actions taken by the management has resulted in the institution getting into an overdraft running into several billions. Now the Banks are saying that they will not provide any overdrafts for salaries. Now the poor employees are panicking with a feel of a no salary situation.

Under investigation
R the manager is under investigation. He is accused of stealing 125 cricket balls that is valued at Rs.12, 000/- each.

What a wonderful world
Now some young lasses have been added to the pool of sports women who are engaged in the most popular sport in the country.

However the result is the senior women are fighting each other in a bid to take possession of the younger brood. Now the poor parents are spending their valuable time at practice sessions looking after their kids.

Hit on the face
The senior female involved in the game that is played with a ball and a net threw the ball at a younger player with the intention of injuring her. The reason it was known that the younger player was going to replace her at the next game.

Her attempt would have been a success hadn’t another senior player caught the ball in the nick-of-time.

Interesting nominations
The Oval Ball nominations were most interesting. "Podi Sir" kept calling all those who had votes to give their support to “Big Bull". "Podi Sir" would have felt that his position is not secure. Should an employee used his office for canvassing, asks some? Does not matter, others say, as "Big Bull' who wanted to be VEE PEE was also working. "Podi" may have to go back to the Inn that is Omega.

The big mouth
The big mouth that made many statements about the money and administration at the Oval Ball too sent his nominations to be the Treasurer. Probably as the accounts won’t be ready and needed more time to do them. Realizing he will not win the contest he withdrew. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day, say some.

Adamant Dorai
The Periya Dorai's from Totems are having their annual sevens and have invited the better known whistlers to `blow’ at their oval ball games. It was Rasiah who called the Periya and said we are the people who can blow. Only to be reminded about the mess he made when Queenswood played Peter Piper. Despite his limitation he still wants to blow and the next to call the Periya was "Podi Sir" followed by Big Bull. The Dorai was adamant and said: This is our tournament and we don't want those who can’t blow.

Ousting Killroy
Limping Sore May also use the office phones at Reid avenue to call a Great Dane and invited him to come and oust Killroy and his Gang. He was sure that Big Bull will win and Killroy will be out. Wait and see is what he is telling the others. Poor man can’t blow and can’t pick the right horse!! Ask Sammy on how to pick a winning horse say those in the know.

 
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