“Love, unrequited, robs me of my rest,” said William S. Gilbert. Meet Bill: your everyday insecure, miserable lovesick puppy. Bill is our hero, who thinks he is in love with Jessica, your average pretty woman walking down the street. Amanda, Bill’s best friend, who just happens to be female, is his shoulder to cry on, his friend-in-need and faithful listener, every time he needs to complain about life (which all he ever seems to be doing). For too long has she been listening to Bill’s sorry tales of how he cannot seem to win the love and affection of the beautiful damsel Jessica.