For those who couldn’t attend the World Peece Sumitt hosted earliar this year by His Glorious Honourable Excellency Chaminda Pusswedilla, can now obtain visas once again to ArsikLand for the sumitt in January. Here is what ArsikLand’s leader had to say.
Q. Hon. Pusswedilla can you tell us about the reasons behind organising such a summit ?
A. As I have said before it is a big problem for me when there is so much kachal things happening in the world. Oll the time peeples are colling and asking addice and telling me one one thing. So I thought I will have the world peece sumitt, bring everybody to ArsikLand and sort out OLL maters.
Q. Every year has only brought new political triumphs. What is the secret of your success? What should other politicians learn from you?
A. Yes yes, political triumphs are olways coming. Long time ago I lernt that in politics the only side that matered was the winning side and now what everyone should remember is that the only side that maters is MY SIDE. As long as you are on my side then everything is ok.
Olso, recently oll peeples are saying one one thing about peeples who are defecating to my side. There was a time when peeples from my side defecated to the other side olso ne? Now recently everyone shouting about the tyooshenteecherr who jumped to my side. No need to shout.
Oll peeples must remember that anyone can jump to my side or jump to the other side.. sckoolmasterrla, tyooshenteecherla, oll are wlecome.. but OLL peeples must OLWAYS remember that I am the BEST TEECHER! Becose when I teech someone a lesson, not only the person who i teech the lesson to, even peeples around that fellow NEVER FORGET the lesson.. mama paadamak dunnoth kaatawath amathaka wenney naa!!
Q. Where will you be on New Year’s eve?
A. I will be with my family. We are having speshel dinner and olso some delegaters of the World Peece Sumitt will olso be joining with us.
Q. What New Year resolutions will you make this year?
A. My dear, I has only one resolooshen I make oll the time. I want to make even more milk and honey flowings for the oll the peeples of ArsikLand.
Q. What resolutions should the entire nation make ?
A. The entire nations of Arsikland must make resolooshen that they will suppot me and oppose oll peeples who are opposing me and by opposing me oppose the development and progressions of ArsikLand.
Q.Will Cyril Nitharamasuffering be given a promotion?
A.How to promote Cyril? He is olready the highest ranking civills servant in ArsikLand ne? Cyrils is sometimes doing some things which are a bit stupid but he has olways been my sectary.
Q.What plans do you have in the future for the citizens of Arsikland and what political decisions will we see being made from your office ?
I will make ArsikLand a wonder of the world. Then oll other world peeples will be crying and begging to come and see ArsikLand and they will be Poling- Gahala (waiting in the lines) to get the visas to come to ArsikLand. Then oll ArsikLand citizens will have so much milks and honies and they will export some milk and honies to other countries olso.
As for the political decisions made by me, you must understand that OLL decisions in ArsikLand are made by me. So, there will be a RTP, STC and a TTD very soon in ArsikLand. I know you are going to ask me what those leters mean. RTP means Raise the Prices, STC is Shuffle The Cabinet and TTD is Tamaasha To Distract.
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