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Rude shock for those who play ball with the net

Ladies who play ball with a net were in for a rude shock when they were told that a tour ofthe Land of Scots has been cancelled because of a lack of fixtures. However a considerable amount of money had been collected from these lasses for the tour. When the lasses inquired about the money… they were told that the money cannot be returned as they will be utilized for a future tour. Anyway as a consolation the lasses were given a treat at a leading fast food restaurant. The question was the treat a way of saying Thank You for the money?

Top sibling to take over
Whoever becomes the Sports Minister, the Citadel is to come under the a leading man’s sibling. Anyway the talk of the town is whoever takes over the mantle at Torrington’s Sports Ministry, no one will dictate terms to the Citadel except the top sibling. The first thing that the new Sports Minister will have to do is clean the stables at the Citadel.

What a let down!
A leading rugby player who was caught shop lifting at a leading shopping centre abroad is supposed to have been shielded by a prominent man’s son who happened to be on the spot. If this is going to be the coming trend what can we expect from our future leaders?

Probing rugby types
It looks as if the problem at the Oval Ball office is not over. It is reliably understood that a leading rugby type has gone to the CID and asked them to probe two top guys who are officiating the game as they had pocketed some monies that should actually belong to the officiating body. It looks as the rugby type is having a grouse with the officiating types.

Flat on his face
A top man at the ball of the volleying net is supposed to have been going around saying that he will be the next Sports Minister. This guy has even approached some sports associations and told them that he would help them once he takes over that job. It looks as if the chap at the volleying net has fallen flat on his face now.

No New Year feeling
New Year is specially a time to forget old differences, make new acquaintances and generally be good with everyone. A leading type had a telephone call from one of her former allies saying that they should settle old differences. However the top lady had different ideas and told her old accomplice tersely, please do not try to curry favour with me only contact me if needed.

 
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